Things I Learned From Saddam’s Hanging
- It’s much more difficult to tear a person’s head off of his shoulders than you might think.
- It doesn’t matter how you look; you’re still dead.
- There is a good use for hemp.
- There’s no shame if your last words are “I think I pissed myself.”
- Hood? I don’t need no stinking hood! I’m the President of Ir…
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