America's North Shore Journal

I’m a little acorn brown,
Lying on the cold, cold ground
Everybody steps on me
That is why I’m cracked you see

CHO: I’m a nut tch tch (sort of a clicky noise)

I’m a nut tch tch

I’m a nut I’m a nut I’m a nut tch tch

I can sing and I can dance
I wear ruffles on my…
sorry, boys, guess again
I wear ruffles on my dress

Called myself on the telephone
Just to see if I was home
With myself I made a date
Had to be there by half past eight.

Took myself to the movie show
Sat myself in the very first row
Wrapped my arms around my waist
When I got fresh I slapped my face

Grandpa’s beard is long & gray,
Growing grayer day by day,
Grandma eats it in her sleep
Says it tastes like shredded wheat,

Coca cola came to town
Pepsi cola shot’em down
Dr. Pepper fixed him up
Now we all drink 7up

Seven up got the flu
Now we all drink Mt. Dew
Mt. Dew went up the mountain
Now we all drink from a fountain.

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