Posts Tagged ‘Presidential campaign’

Code Word Update

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

For those of you having trouble understanding the Presidential campaign, here’s a little help. The use of “code words” to conceal your true meaning has complicated things. Here are those “code words” and their real meanings.

  • community organizer = black
  • Jesus = Barry Obama
  • pig = women opposing Barry Obama, Sarah Palin
  • sweetie = any woman Barry Obama wltf
  • children = Barry Obama’s children
  • retard = Sarah Palin’s child
  • family = Barry Obama’s successful American wife and children
  • black = Barry Obama’s Muslim / white upbringing in Indonesia, Hawaii and Kansas, Yale education, rich white friends
  • lies = refusal to use “code words”
  • hope and change = Chicago machine rule and Biden’s spending a generation in the Senate

Paris Hilton Running for President

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

I’ll see you at the debate, bitches!

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