Dear God! Shoot me now!

And the winner of the most boring television show in history, including all future history, was

Sarah Palin.

Seriously, could either candidate been more dull? More afraid to cause a fuss?

This was the format that McCain excelled at? You mean, after the stroke?

Are either of these men our best and brightest? Do either of these men deserve to be President? How about dogcatcher?

At best a draw. Advantage Barry Obama.

Oh, yeah. Fire Congress!