Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from a tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a narco terrorist,
The skipper was one too.
Some criminals set sail that day
to smuggle cocaine, to smuggle cocaine.

The Coast Guard started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the speed of the fearful crew
The cocaine would be lost, the cocaine would be lost.

1. EASTERN PACIFIC OCEAN (Sept. 14, 2008) The guided-missile frigate USS McInerney tows a self-propelled, semi-submersible craft seized Saturday, Sept. 13, 2008 by Coast Guard Law Enforcement Detachment 404. The Coast Guard law enforcement officers, embarked aboard the McInerney, seized seven tons of cocaine during a night raid about 350 miles west of Guatemala. The seized vessel has the capability to travel from Ecuador to San Diego, Calif. McInerney, homeported in Mayport, Fla., is deployed in the U.S. 4th Fleet area of responsibility. (U.S. Navy photo by Lt. Justin Cooper/Released)
2. In this photo released by the U.S. Coast Guard, members of Coast Guard law enforcement detachment 404 survey the deck of the self-propelled, semi-submersible craft they seized on Saturday, Sept. 13, 2008. The LEDET, embarked aboard the USS McInerney (seen to the left of the SPSS), seized seven tons of cocaine from the vessel. The estimated street value of the cocaine is more than $187 million. The seized vessel has the capability to travel from Ecuador to San Diego, Calif., without having to stop for replenishment. Photographer: Petty Officer 1st Class Nico Figueroa
3. In this photo released by the U.S. Coast Guard, packages of cocaine are stored in a compartment of a self-propelled, semi-submersible vessel interdicted at sea Sept. 13, 2008, by the guided-missile frigate USS McInerney. Members of U.S. Coast Guard law enforcement detachment 404, embarked aboard the McInerney, seized the estimated $187 million worth of cocaine during a night raid about 350 miles west of Guatemala. The seized vessel has the capability to travel from Ecuador to San Diego, Calif. Photographer: Petty Officer 1st Class Nico Figueroa