Quantum News
Modern physics suggests that reality may consist of many, many different realities, branches where life took a different turn. If that is indeed the case, then somewhere, somehow, some when, these headlines may be true.
Dancing With One Legged Stars Enters Tenth Season - Former Seinfeld cast has amputations in order to participate.
Simon Cowell Hospitalized - Eyes Rolled Once Too Often, Stuck in Place
Jason Alexander Show a Big Hit [Yeah, I know. But I said may be.]
Britney Refuses Rehab, Enters Cloistered Convent - Trades one habit for another
Don Rumsfeld Announces Presidential Run, Hilary Drops Out and Endorses Him
Bill Clinton Takes Vow of Celebacy
Arianna Huffington Accent Fake - Discovered to be just a farm girl from Bloomington Indiana
Ted Kennedy Pregnant
Nancy Pelosi Begins World Tour - No reason given
Scotch Found to Extend Life - A scotch a day keeps the Grim Reaper away
Unemployed Middle-aged Blogger Wins Largest Lotto Prize in History - Says he’s going to Disneyland
Wayans Brothers Give Up Comedy - We’re just not funny, brothers say.
Yankees Win Little League World Series After Team Bus Takes Wrong Turn
Cats Take Over World, Dogs Don’t Notice
Prince Harry Grabs Own Boobs - Army Has No Comment
Police Refuse to Arrest Professional Athletes - Pro Salaries Drop
Dog the Bounty Hunter Takes Up Pro Football - Signed as Dog the Bounding Punter
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