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Paris Hilton On the Market

Paris Hilton is now appearing in commercials for T-Mobile’s nifty looking cell phone, the Sidekick. Oddly, without her sidekick, Nicole Richie. [snort]

In the latest that I have seen, she is in a scene with Burt Reynolds. Who is undoubtedly delighted to be near the only hot, young woman he could have nasty sex with without taking out his credit card.

Wow, snarky about Paris and Burt in the same post! Could life get any better?

Coming soon, photographic evidence of my pilgrimage to Fox News Headquarters. Not shown, however, will be my humiliating display of standing outside the building and screaming “RITA!” “RITA COSBY!” “I LOVE YOU, RITA!”

The security guards were very nice.


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