News of the Day
With the Democratic Convention dominating the news, you could easily forget that the world does not revolve around Boston. So, here are some headlines that you might see elsewhere:
- Fiancee’s Ex Tells Britney: Get Tested!
- Paris Hilton Swears Off Boy Bands: Says Aging Bloggers Better Lovers
- Paris Telephone System Shuts Down: Everyone On Vacation but Old Folks
- Russian Police Arrest Tax Evaders: Entire Country Jailed
- Italian Government Falls: 1,245th Gov’t Since WWII
- Francisco Franco Is Still Dead
- Fidel Castro Denies Being Sex Tourist: Says He Works At It
- Ted Williams’ Head Found in Freezer in Saudi Arabia
- Ferry Capsizes in Bangladesh: Far Too Many People On Board Cannot Swim
- Brazil Nuts!
- Nauru Runs Out of Bird Poop: Aussies Move In
- Ted Kennedy Autographed Empty Scotch Bottle Sold on E-Bay: Flotation Device Also
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