How can I tell which women on the LPGA tour aren’t gay? (Rochester stop June 18-22)
Would the Canadian government pay me for SARS since I live just across the lake from Toronto?
What is the cutoff to qualify as a weapon of MASS destruction?
If it blew up a Catholic Church during Sunday services, would that qualify it?
Which country is really the armpit of the world?
Why do people search my blog for “peeing in mouth”?
Who killed Laci Peterson, Jon Benet Ramsey, Nicole Simpson and Chaundra Levy?Some Puerto Rican Guy?
Why can’t Rodney King just get along?
Do Monica’s dates expect a kiss at the end of their first date with her? On the mouth?
How come if the government wants more money, it’s mine they take and if the government wants to cut taxes it’s the government’s money they’re giving away?
Why was that such a long question?
And finally, if France didn’t exist, would we have to invent it?
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