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Musings: Plastic Men
I think we’re all agreed that the Burger King peeping tom is creepy. Beyond creepy. What about the Quaker Oats guy? Very non threatening. Almost lifeless. Zombie-like. While you expect the Burger King to have spooged on your lilacs, you wonder about the Quaker Oats guy. Is he going to walk into the plant one day with an assault weapon and just start blowing people away? It’s always the quiet ones.
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