It Could Happen
Once again, headlines that “could” happen:
- Rosie Dumps Kellie for Oprah
- Matt Drudge Revealed to Be Karl Rove
- Novak’s Plame Source Found to Be Bill Clinton
- Chelsea Clinton and Bush Twins Film Presidential Chicks Gone Wild on Spring Break
- Janet Jackson Admits Borg Implant; Vows to Assimilate America
- Paris Hilton Found to Be Too Dumb to Be Allowed Out; Must Wear Leash At All Times
- Iraq Holds Vote Bush Rallies Nationwide Day Prior to U. S. Elections
- Kerry Claims To Be Sole Survivor of 9/11 Flight 93; Parachuted for Help Before Crash
- Kerry Claims He Aided Firefighters in WTC on 9/11; Paraglided for Help Before Collapse
- Kerry Claims He Was Refused Entry to Pentagon on 9/11; Reason Plane Struck Building
- Howard Dean: Kerry’s Nutso!
- I Am John Kerry’s Lovechild - Vietnamese 7-11 Owner in Dubuque.
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