Tearful multi-millionaire Paris fluttered her eyes

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I’ll see you at the debate, bitches!

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Sometimes life is good. Paris is going to jail.
No Blackberry’s. No cell phones. No BJ’s on film… well, depends on her guards, I suppose.
AP through SFGate reports her future situation:
The hotel heiress was sentenced Friday to 45 days at the Century Regional Detention Center, Los Angeles County’s jailhouse for women just south of downtown in [...]

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Everyone does “end of year” lists. Top Stories of 2005 and such.
Well, I happen to think there are some news stories that were overlooked or not delved into enough by the media. Here’s my TOP TEN NEWS STORIES THAT WERE UNDERPLAYED

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton’s friendship ends
Come on! these two kissed Arkansas farm boys together.[snort] [...]

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OK, I take back everything bad I ever said about Paris Hilton. The corporation behind the Carl Jrs. and Hardees restaurants has her in a video at Spicy Paris. She’s washing a car in a tiny black bathing suit. With lots of suds. Lots of suds. Oh, yeah, she takes a bite of a sandwich, [...]

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This isn’t advice from her. But it may apply to her.
Daily NewsIt’s a bad idea to use a cell phone cam to take nudie pictures.
Use a real digital camera. The results are much better.

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The following people have not paid me to blog:

Paris Hilton
Helen “The Harriden” Thomas
Robert “Klucker” Byrd D-KKK
Canada
France
Howard Dean
John Dean
Jimmy Dean

In fact, I tried to sign up for BlogAds and they ignored me. Nobody wants to buy me.

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Normally I’d think this was cool. But, wasn’t there this movie where they blew up a comet and really bad things happened? Well, take solace in that one of the meteorites did hit Paris [the city, not Hilton. She was on her knees so it missed her by a mile.].
National GeographicNASA engineers are set to [...]

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Paris Hilton is now appearing in commercials for T-Mobile’s nifty looking cell phone, the Sidekick. Oddly, without her sidekick, Nicole Richie. [snort]
In the latest that I have seen, she is in a scene with Burt Reynolds. Who is undoubtedly delighted to be near the only hot, young woman he could have nasty sex with without [...]

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Fox News
“I feel embarrassed and humiliated, especially because my parents and the people who love me have been hurt,” the socialite and reality TV actress said Monday in a statement to The Associated Press.
“I was in an intimate relationship and never, ever thought that these things would become public.”
Oh, let’s see, dear. You [...]

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There are far too many Moslems looking at this post. I have removed it.

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