Modern physics suggests that reality may consist of many, many different realities, branches where life took a different turn. If that is indeed the case, then somewhere, somehow, some when, these headlines may be true.
Dancing With One Legged Stars Enters Tenth Season - Former Seinfeld cast has amputations in order to participate.
Simon Cowell Hospitalized - [...]

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Point Five

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Did anyone get a copy of the pic of Lindsey with her best friend, Annie Rexia, at the Oscars? Or the one with her new agent, B.U. Lemia?

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Ripped off the pages of no known newspaper, here are some stories that are not true, but could be.

French Vote to Join UAWIn a surprise move, a massive write-in vote by the French has made the nation a local of the United Auto Workers. Asked in a referendum to approve or reject the European Union [...]

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MISSING - ENDANGERED: Kerry / Edwards Presidential campaign. Last seen in Boston. Believed to have been taken by operatives representing Bill Clinton. If found, do not approach. Clintonistas are known to be dangerous. Call the Democratic National Committee.

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With the Democratic Convention dominating the news, you could easily forget that the world does not revolve around Boston. So, here are some headlines that you might see elsewhere:

Fiancee’s Ex Tells Britney: Get Tested!

Paris Hilton Swears Off Boy Bands: Says Aging Bloggers Better Lovers

Paris Telephone System Shuts Down: Everyone On Vacation but Old Folks

Russian Police [...]

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Headlines that could appear in Bush’s second term:

Middle Aged Bloggers Found to Be Overwhelming Choice of College Coeds to Lose Virginity to; Survey Finds 90+ Percent

Bush Appoints Lavrenty Beria Head of CIA

Arafat Killed by Giant Lizard Named Charles

Gore / Kerry End “We Wuz Robbed” Tour, Cite Poor Ticket Sales

Glenn Reynolds Recess Appointment to Ninth Circuit

Aliens [...]

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Once again, headlines that “could” happen:

Rosie Dumps Kellie for Oprah

Matt Drudge Revealed to Be Karl Rove

Novak’s Plame Source Found to Be Bill Clinton

Chelsea Clinton and Bush Twins Film Presidential Chicks Gone Wild on Spring Break

Janet Jackson Admits Borg Implant; Vows to Assimilate America

Paris Hilton Found to Be Too Dumb to Be Allowed Out; Must Wear [...]

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