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How Many Planets?
OK, so everybody gets to be a planet. How inclusive of them. But, what about Titan? It’s larger than Mercury. Why isn’t Titan a planet?
Our new motto about the number of planets: Lighten or Titan! Titan for planethood, or it’s gonna get ugly.
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