The press has inundated Alaska with reporters and will have shortly interviewed every single person belonging to the 20% that do not rate Sarah Palin highly. Many of the reporters have flocked to the state capital of Juneau. Yes, Alaska has a state capital and it is Juneau.

Shocking, well, shocked reports are hitting the press about the inner workings of the Alaskan state government. No one should be shocked, however, since it is obvious that the Alaskan government operates pretty much like every other state government in the nation. Spend some time learning about your state government if you do not believe me.

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For those of you having trouble understanding the Presidential campaign, here’s a little help. The use of “code words” to conceal your true meaning has complicated things. Here are those “code words” and their real meanings.

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Let’s face it. Campaigning for President has become a narrow road laced with minefields. We’ve made the process all about avoiding any word, deed or notion that could possibly offend anyone.

Why?

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The Congress has spoken. That light bulb you climb on a chair to change every so often? Banned within a few years.
Instead, you’ll be forced to buy compact fluorescent lights, CFL’s, those squiggly blubs.
Here’s what GE says, and remember they WANT you to buy CFL’s.
Because the wattage of a CFL bulb is much lower than [...]

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To Congress: Who’s running this circus?
To George Bush: WTF?
To Paris Hilton: How about lifting that restraining order?
To the Republican Party: WTF?
To Harry Reid: I’ll bet you thought I was going to ask WTF? Nope. Huh?
To Rosie O’Donnell: Are you going to eat that pizza?
To General Pace: Will you please run for President?
To Nancy Pelosi: How [...]

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Having gone through the listings from the three major networks for the “new” season beginning this Fall, I was left without much to choose from. So, here’s some ideas of my own. Feel free to steal them. I’ll only sue if the series is a vast success.
Agent of the Vatican
In a world of devilish Masonic [...]

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Write something bad about Republican Candidate for President Ron Paul.
Whoever the f**k he is.

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It’s much more difficult to tear a person’s head off of his shoulders than you might think.
It doesn’t matter how you look; you’re still dead.
There is a good use for hemp.
There’s no shame if your last words are “I think I pissed myself.”
Hood? I don’t need no stinking hood! I’m the President of Ir…

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Available for preorder: the 2006-2007 Saddam Hussein ornament. Suitable for hanging on a Christmas tree or on a car mirror.

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Yes, Sandy Burger is a thief.

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Mary Katherine Ham is the latest darling of the middle aged men that make up the right wing blogosphere.

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