Here’s a quick review of some of the looks, good, bad and horrible, at the 52nd Annual Grammys
SLIMFAST makes fast recovery from product recall
Dec 7th, 2009
Facing the prospect of recalling all of its Slim·Fast® liquid diet products, the Unilever Company has responded with the roll out of a new product, repackaging the recalled materials as Slim·Faster®. By turning a weakness into a strength, Unilever builds its brand even stronger and opens an entirely new market for its product.
Businesses and Business Mottoes You Will Never See
May 19th, 2009
Here are a few business names and business mottoes you will never see in the phone book.
Cat Racing Rules
Feb 17th, 2009
Cat races are under the aegis of NACR, the National Association of Cat Racing. Rules are subject to change without notice. All decisions by mommy and daddy are final. Appeals by purring and rubbing will be considered.
Washington Syndrome
Sep 14th, 2008
The press has inundated Alaska with reporters and will have shortly interviewed every single person belonging to the 20% that do not rate Sarah Palin highly. Many of the reporters have flocked to the state capital of Juneau. Yes, Alaska has a state capital and it is Juneau.
Shocking, well, shocked reports are hitting the press about the inner workings of the Alaskan state government. No one should be shocked, however, since it is obvious that the Alaskan government operates pretty much like every other state government in the nation. Spend some time learning about your state government if you do not believe me.
Code Word Update
Sep 10th, 2008
For those of you having trouble understanding the Presidential campaign, here’s a little help. The use of “code words” to conceal your true meaning has complicated things. Here are those “code words” and their real meanings.
How to Run a Presidential Campaign
Jun 19th, 2008
Let’s face it. Campaigning for President has become a narrow road laced with minefields. We’ve made the process all about avoiding any word, deed or notion that could possibly offend anyone.
Why?
Questions That Must Be Asked
Jun 17th, 2007
To Congress: Who’s running this circus?
To George Bush: WTF?
To Paris Hilton: How about lifting that restraining order?
To the Republican Party: WTF?
To Harry Reid: I’ll bet you thought I was going to ask WTF? Nope. Huh?
To Rosie O’Donnell: Are you going to eat that pizza?
To General Pace: Will you please run for President?
To Nancy Pelosi: How [...]
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Edison’s Lights Put Out
Dec 21st, 2007
The Congress has spoken. That light bulb you climb on a chair to change every so often? Banned within a few years.
Instead, you’ll be forced to buy compact fluorescent lights, CFL’s, those squiggly blubs.
Here’s what GE says, and remember they WANT you to buy CFL’s.
Because the wattage of a CFL bulb is much lower than [...]
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