Yep, you read that correctly. Mario Lopez, who played A.C. Slater on Saved By the Bell.

And people complained about Sarah Palin’s choices in interviews.

I’m a little acorn brown,
Lying on the cold, cold ground
Everybody steps on me
That is why I’m cracked you see

CHO: I’m a nut tch tch (sort of a clicky noise)

I’m a nut tch tch

I’m a nut I’m a nut I’m a nut tch tch

I can sing and I can dance
I wear ruffles on my…
sorry, boys, guess again
I wear ruffles on my dress

Called myself on the telephone
Just to see if I was home
With myself I made a date
Had to be there by half past eight.

Took myself to the movie show
Sat myself in the very first row
Wrapped my arms around my waist
When I got fresh I slapped my face

Grandpa’s beard is long & gray,
Growing grayer day by day,
Grandma eats it in her sleep
Says it tastes like shredded wheat,

Coca cola came to town
Pepsi cola shot’em down
Dr. Pepper fixed him up
Now we all drink 7up

Seven up got the flu
Now we all drink Mt. Dew
Mt. Dew went up the mountain
Now we all drink from a fountain.

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Only one Senator has garnered more contributions from the fine folks at Freddie and Fannie than Barry Obama. The crisis in Washington seems almost certain to result in changes at those two companies.

Barry Obama stands for good jobs for Americans. The people who work at Freddie and Fannie have good jobs in America. Very good jobs. Barry, you need to preserve their jobs. Do it for America, Barry.

Go back to Washington. Help your contributors. Stay bought, Barry!

I’ll see you at the debate, bitches!