Monroe Cty 911 :.Chuck Simmins | June 3, 2004
Cause he’s got his finger in the dyke?
BBC A new Dutch law preventing sperm donors from remaining anonymous has resulted in a shortage of donations. It has forced an increasing number of Dutch women to cross the border to clinics in Belgium, where anonymity for sperm donors is the norm.
The new legislation has been [...]
Chuck Simmins | May 13, 2003
but themselves
Story hereBRUSSELS (AFX) - Lawsuits filed in Belgium against US officials for alleged war crimes are “very serious” and could impact on travel arrangements of US officials, the chairman of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff said.
Responding to a lawsit expected to be filed tomorrow against the US commander in Iraq, General Tommy Franks, [...]
Chuck Simmins | May 12, 2003
Orgy of killing as Congo teeters on brink of genocide
From the TelegraphWielding machetes and rocket-launchers, hordes of tribal warriors and drug-crazed children marauded through the Congolese town of Bunia yesterday, unleashing an orgy of killing and forcing tens of thousands of terrified refugees across the Ugandan border.
United Nations officials warned the Security Council that the [...]
Chuck Simmins | April 28, 2003
Washington Times
Belgium, the only country that will be going straight to Hell, is considering whether or not to charge General Tommy Franks and other officers for war crimes in Iraq.
Belgium, a country full of Phlegms and Loons, raped and sodomized (and not in a good way) the Congo for centuries and never once managed to [...]
Chuck Simmins | February 13, 2003
I’ve avoided talking about Belgium, well… because it’s a pissant, unimportant speck of a country. But, the powers compel me… sonorous organ music
Belgium is a country divided between the Flemish and the Waloons. The Phlegms are Dutch that are too good for the Netherlands and would rather be German and the Loons are French wannabes. [...]
