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52nd Annual Grammys: Fashion or Faux Pas

I have been wanting to do a fashion review of one of the big entertainment shows for some time. The main problem is that photos are always copyrighted so using them is out. So, what I will attempt is to link to the photo, and snark away. CELEB FASHION FAUX PAS Lady Gaga Dress is hot Hand ornament is not Beyonce Very classy and chic Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi Too chunky for this monkey Katy Perry Dear God! Someone buy this woman a sun lamp. And a new dress. Jennifer Lopez It looks like some TP got stuck in her neckline instead of on her shoe. Is there a dress under there? Mary J. Blige Classic and classy. Jennifer Hudson Her dress looks like a leftover from her last office job. Miley Cyrus Fabulous look. Just perfect for a teen girl at the Grammys. Heidi Klum Must have lost the pants that went … Read entire article »

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Jay Leno discusses ACORN

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AP Suspends Army for Altering Photo

The irony in this story is almost unbearable. The Associated Press on Friday suspended the use of photos provided by the Defense Department after the Army distributed a digitally altered photo of the U.S. military’s first female four-star general. The image of Army Gen. Ann E. Dunwoody is the second Army-provided photo the AP has eliminated from its service in the last two months. The AP said that adjusting photos and other imagery, even for aesthetic reasons, damages the credibility of the information distributed by the military to news organizations and the public. “For us, there’s a zero-tolerance policy of adding or subtracting actual content from an image,” said Santiago Lyon, the AP’s director of photography. Las Vegas Sun You don’t crop photos? You don’t alter brightness, contrast or color balance? You don’t publish photos provided … Read entire article »

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Stick Wins! Stick Wins!

The Toy Hall of Fame is housed at the Strong National Museum of Play here in Rochester, New York. Every year the Hall recognizes a select few toys as worthy of the Hall of Fame. This year toy selections [PDF] have been inducted, the skateboard, the baby doll and… wait for it… the stick. Yes, the ordinary, extraordinary stick finally gets its due. And last but not least, one very unconventional “plaything”—the Stick!—has now taken its honored place in the hall. Found in all sizes in nature, sticks inspire spontaneous, unstructured play and can be used in unendingly imaginative ways—to draw in the sand on a beach, or to use as a magic wand, slingshot, light saber, fishing rod, or walking stick; not to mention playing stickball, toasting marshmallows, or playing “fetch” with your … Read entire article »

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Paris Hilton: Men Used Me

My brother sends a link to this story: Tearful multi-millionaire Paris fluttered her eyes and told the News of the World: “Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex – but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people.” Fox … Read entire article »

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Twitter Frustrates Hitler As Followers Split

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Barry Obama Interviewed by Saved By the Bell Star

Yep, you read that correctly. Mario Lopez, who played A.C. Slater on Saved By the Bell. And people complained about Sarah Palin’s choices in interviews. … Read entire article »

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The ACORN Song

I’m a little acorn brown, Lying on the cold, cold ground Everybody steps on me That is why I’m cracked you see CHO: I’m a nut tch tch (sort of a clicky noise) I’m a nut tch tch I’m a nut I’m a nut I’m a nut tch tch I can sing and I can dance I wear ruffles on my… sorry, boys, guess again I wear ruffles on my dress Called myself on the telephone Just to see if I was home With myself I made a date Had to be there by half past eight. Took myself to the movie show Sat myself in the very first row Wrapped my arms around my waist When I got fresh I slapped my face Grandpa’s beard is long & gray, Growing grayer day by day, Grandma eats it in her sleep Says it … Read entire article »

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Stay Bought, Barry

Only one Senator has garnered more contributions from the fine folks at Freddie and Fannie than Barry Obama. The crisis in Washington seems almost certain to result in changes at those two companies. Barry Obama stands for good jobs for Americans. The people who work at Freddie and Fannie have good jobs in America. Very good jobs. Barry, you need to preserve their jobs. Do it for America, Barry. Go back to Washington. Help your contributors. Stay bought, Barry! … Read entire article »

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