A Star Is Bought

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(Lucy Nicholson/Reuters)Teen actress twin sisters Mary-Kate (L) and Ashley Olsen pose after receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in Hollywood, California April 29, 2004. The Olsen twins’ first film ‘New York Minute’ will be released in the U.S. May 7.

First of all, anyone can get a star if they’re willing to pay the going rate. The only honor is the recognition that you have enough money, and enough vanity, to pay for the damn thing. I swear, the twins have made movies before this.

And the term “prostitots” applies. Expect to see them in Playboy after they turn 18.

Mary Kate: hate that hair color. Ashley: What are you, like, Paris Hilton’s minime?

Oh, yeah, and the “Got Milk” photo… Got cum?

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Eunice says:

May 18, 2006 at

HEY IAM FROM INDIA. MK AND ASH ARE HOT. I WANT MORE PICTURES OF HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME 29 APRIL 2004 AND LOT MORE PICTURES OF MK AND ASH TOGETTER I LOVE MK AND ASH.

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