52nd Annual Grammys: Fashion or Faux Pas
I have been wanting to do a fashion review of one of the big entertainment shows for some time. The main problem is that photos are always copyrighted so using them is out. So, what I will attempt is to link to the photo, and snark away.
| CELEB | FASHION | FAUX PAS |
| Lady Gaga | Dress is hot | Hand ornament is not |
| Beyonce | Very classy and chic | |
| Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi | Too chunky for this monkey | |
| Katy Perry | Dear God! Someone buy this woman a sun lamp. And a new dress. | |
| Jennifer Lopez | It looks like some TP got stuck in her neckline instead of on her shoe. Is there a dress under there? | |
| Mary J. Blige | Classic and classy. | |
| Jennifer Hudson | Her dress looks like a leftover from her last office job. | |
| Miley Cyrus | Fabulous look. Just perfect for a teen girl at the Grammys. | |
| Heidi Klum | Must have lost the pants that went under this shirt. | |
| Rihanna | Looks like a poodle died on her chest. Could have been a classic gown without all the frills and ruffles. | |
| Taylor Swift | Beautiful from the floor to the bust line. | Who told her that bandaids over her less than ample bosom was a good look? |
| Kristen Bell | I hope Kristin didn’t pay good money for this gown. Bed sheet chic. | |
| Fergie | Jersey Shore gal Snooki in a decade | |
| Madeline Colbert | Lovely. Perfect for her. | |
| Nicole Kidman | Pants, really? And her belt is way too high. Ruffles on the chest, too. | |
| Pink | In the photo, she’s turning. She should be hiding her face. Shades of gray – no way! |
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