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Man with Girl’s Name Appointed PM

Chuck | May 31, 2005

BBCDominique de Villepin has been named as France’s new prime minister, following the country’s rejection of the EU constitution in Sunday’s referendum.
How could the French President appoint a man as Prime Minister who is so patently anti-American? This is not at all helpful for Franco-American relations. de Villepin’s immoderate use of language about the United [...]

Poles Liquidate Terrs

Chuck Simmins | May 31, 2005

MNF IraqCAMP ECHO, Iraq — Soldiers from Multi-National Divison Central-South conducted Operation COBWEB to find and capture anti-Iraqi forces in the north part of Wasit province from May 6 - 10.
Soldiers from the 1st Polish Brigade Combat Team, the 8th Iraqi Division and the 19th Iraqi Brigade participated in this operation. As a result of [...]

Terrorist Cash Taken

Chuck Simmins | May 30, 2005

Good News from Iraq

CentcomBAGHDAD, Iraq ‘ Task Force Baghdad units nabbed 15 terror suspects during six early-morning raids conducted throughout Baghdad on May 22. One of the raids, in central Baghdad, netted two suspected terrorists and $6 million dollars in US currency.
Later in the day, an Iraqi citizen told Iraqi Soldiers from 2nd Battalion, 1st [...]

News: Totally Bogus Headlines

Chuck Simmins | May 27, 2005

Ripped off the pages of no known newspaper, here are some stories that are not true, but could be.

French Vote to Join UAWIn a surprise move, a massive write-in vote by the French has made the nation a local of the United Auto Workers. Asked in a referendum to approve or reject the European Union [...]

Bush Meets Local Families

Chuck Simmins | May 26, 2005

Democrat & ChronicleShortly after President Bush finished his talk about Social Security, he took the time to meet with the families of two area servicemen killed in Iraq. Lance Cpl. Brian Schramm, 22, of Greece, was hit by shrapnel in October; Spc. Matthew Koch, 23, of Henrietta, was killed by a bomb that detonated near [...]

Pr0n Priest Pleads

Chuck Simmins | May 26, 2005

Child pr0n priest Micky Volino has entered a plea of guilty to one count of pocessing. He’s been living in the area with a local family since the monastery near Elmira he was supposed to retreat to did not have a phone, to be used with the ankle bracelet monitor. Volino is being represented by [...]

Blogging: Gratuitous Pic

Chuck | May 26, 2005

This woman is all over the rightwing blogs, in an ad. I don’t know who she is, but she makes a great advertising model.
Yowser! She’s part of an ad campaign for Right-Wing Stuff at Cafe Press. The ad points out that a woman’s tee should be designed to fit differently than a man’s tee.
I have [...]

Iraq: Update for May 25, 2005

Chuck | May 25, 2005

Good News from Iraq

Weekly Update [PDF file]Electricity load served last week increased significantly to an average of 92,500 MWh, with several power plants coming back online. Hours of available power likewise increased to 9.9 hours in Baghdad and 9.0 hours countrywide. Peak capacity is above pre-war levels and is expected to increase into the summer [...]

Politics: Bush Visit Protests in the News

Chuck | May 25, 2005

Hard to believe 1200 people. The church doesn’t look that big and the news reports didn’t seem to show that many. But, I was over freezing with the diehards, not with the comfortables.

R NewsMore than 1,200 people gathered in downtown Rochester to protest President Bush’s social security plan.
A rally was held inside and outside of [...]

Advertising: How to Sell a Sandwich

Chuck | May 24, 2005

OK, I take back everything bad I ever said about Paris Hilton. The corporation behind the Carl Jrs. and Hardees restaurants has her in a video at Spicy Paris. She’s washing a car in a tiny black bathing suit. With lots of suds. Lots of suds. Oh, yeah, she takes a bite of a sandwich, [...]

Politics: Protest Goes…

Chuck | May 24, 2005

nowhere? Not quite. The organizers decided at the last moment to move the protest to the Universalist Church, indoors. It’s for the press’s comfort, I gathered. It’s cold, wet and windy here but not as bad as it could be. Here are some pics from the Liberty Pole, with comments. I went back to work [...]

Blogging: I’m Back!

Chuck Simmins | May 22, 2005

The Oneida Indian Nation is out about $60. I played the slots for hours but quit as soon as I got ahead.
My technique: Twofold. First, play the slots where the max bet generates a return that is higher than the geometrical progression. Thus, if one credit earns a max of 2000, and twoo earns 4000, [...]

Cats: Merlin Takes A Nap

Chuck | May 22, 2005