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Celebrating America

Chuck Simmins | June 30, 2003

Dinesh D’Souza immigrated to America. After this act of faith, for immigration is the belief that things will be better, he became a success in his new home. And now he lays out what he celebrates about America, at SF Gate. Let me summarize the points themselves, then you go and read the fine prose [...]

Supreme Court Strikes Down Texas Law

Chuck | June 26, 2003

On the whole, I have to agree with the majority. If there is a right to privacy, and the Court holds that there is, then state laws regulating private sexual conduct between consenting adults are invalid. Joining Senator Santorum, however, I believe that today’s decision renders state criminal laws regulating adultery, polygamy, and incest also [...]

Jessica Lynch

Chuck Simmins | June 21, 2003

OK, so the loony left criticisms of this story keep unraveling. Supposedly… the Iraqi doctors tried to return her to the Americans in an ambulance but were turned away. The latest revalation:The hospital staff also said that on the night of March 27, military officials prepared to kill Ms. Lynch by putting her in an [...]

FRY THE SPY DAY - 8

Chuck Simmins | June 19, 2003

and I’m throwing a party all day.
Wow! Lot’s of people at the party. Even the Emperor and his entourage came. Those Danes can really par tay.
Most everyone is dozing off from a day of drinking, fried foods, and mocking the dead. Did I mention mocking the dead? OK. I think we’re going to wrap up [...]

FRY THE SPY DAY - 7

Chuck Simmins | June 19, 2003

Wing Nut Alert

This is the program cover for the wing nut commoration of the frying of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg for spying for the Communists.
Isn’t that special? Children of resistance.

Let’s review for the feeble minded. Here are the spies:
Here is the murderous dictator they spied for and took money from:
Here’s what they helped [...]

FRY THE SPY DAY - 6

Chuck Simmins | June 19, 2003

and I’m throwing a party all day.
Michele has been sitting in the hammock, doing some reading. Indymedia seems to have caught her interest, since they seem to be busy ass kissing the very, very dead and fried Rosenbergs.
She’s a better man than I. Reading Indymedia makes me crazy. Maybe I can coax her into the [...]

FRY THE SPY DAY - 5

Chuck Simmins | June 19, 2003

and I’m throwing a party all day.
Well, we’ve been drinking for a couple of hours and the entertainment is pretty lame. Susan, Susan, Susan, there is such a thing as a bad BJ. Anyway, maybe we can come up with some games to play. Or, in honor of Julius and Ethel, we can just sit [...]

FRY THE SPY DAY - 4

Chuck Simmins | June 19, 2003

and I’m throwing a party all day.
Pete Seeger will be playing his acoustic guitar and moaning passionately about trivia. Harry Belafonte will sing his one hit repeatedly. Susan Sarandon will do whatever she’s qualified to do. Hopefully using condoms.
Here’s what the Rosenbergs gave to the Communists:

FRY THE SPY DAY - 3

Chuck Simmins | June 19, 2003

and I’m throwing a party all day.
Naturally, all we’re serving is fried foods. Freedom fries, pan fried weiners, and nuked popcorn.

FRY THE SPY DAY - 2

Chuck Simmins | June 19, 2003

This is the man the Rosenbergs spied for:
Peasants had to pool their machinery and livestock on large farms, which were controlled by the State. 5,000,000 richer peasants, Kulaks, were murdered or starved to death…
In December 1934 Sergei Kirov, the Communist Party leader in Leningrad, was [...]

FRY THE SPY DAY

Chuck Simmins | June 19, 2003

and I’m throwing a party all day.
Hey, Julius and Ethel, have a great freakin’ day!
What kind of drinks do you serve at a party for the Rosenbergs? White Russians, of course!
It may not be noon here, but it is someplace on the planet. So, drink up.

Jessica Lynch

Chuck Simmins | June 17, 2003

The Washington Post has done the most extensive investigation to date of this soldier’s war and captivity. Some points made in the article:Lynch’s unit, the 507th Maintenance Company, was ambushed outside Nasiriyah after taking several wrong turns. Army investigators believe this happened in part because superiors never passed on word that the long 3rd Infantry [...]

Would You like a Little Whine

Chuck Simmins | June 17, 2003

with Your Fried Spies?
June 19 of this year is the 50th anniversary of the execution of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg for their crimes against the United States. Despite the evidence that continues to pile up, year after year, all the usual suspects plan to be in mourning for the anniversary.
If it were me, I’d dig [...]