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Robert “Klucker” Byrd

Chuck Simmins | January 31, 2003

In other little noticed developments, the President Pro Tempore Emeritus, or, as insiders say, the PPTE, of the Senate, Robert “Klucker” Byrd (D-Klu Klux Klan) slipped two items into the budget bills just past. In keeping with his efforts to have everything in West Virginia named after him, he introduced a measure that would rename [...]

The Senate of the United States

Chuck Simmins | January 31, 2003

God, I love these guys!
I’ve ranted in the past about Trent Lott getting to keep his car and driver. Well, our Senators are at it again!.
The Kleagle of the Klu Klux Senates, Robert Byrd, gets an office and a budget, as the new President Pro Tempore Emeritus, or, as insiders say, the PPTE. You see, [...]

Axis of Eagles

Chuck Simmins | January 31, 2003

Add Albania and Slovokia to the list from yesterday. Now up to 10.

Orginal GIF courtesy The Agonist by Sean Paul Kelley
Axis of Eagles found in our French friend’s blog, The Dissident Frogman

John Pilger, Lackwit

Chuck Simmins | January 30, 2003

From The Mirror
PILGER: BLAIR IS A COWARD
Jan 29 2003
John Pilger: His most damning verdict on Tony Blair
My comments in bold from this point on

William Russell, the great correspondent who reported the carnage of imperial wars, may have first used the expression “blood on his hands” to describe impeccable politicians who, at a safe distance, order [...]

State of the Union Address 2003

Chuck Simmins | January 29, 2003

I watched most of the address. I agree with some commentators that the foreign policy portion came across as firmer and stronger. Bush seemed to be more determined and confident.
I had tears in my eyes as he talked about AIDS in Africa, and the students of Iran. Two issues of great importance that I had [...]

IMPORTANT RETAIL NOTE

Chuck Simmins | January 29, 2003

ALL K-MART AND WAL-MART STORES WILL BE CLOSED IN IRAQ. THEY WILL BE REPLACED WITH TARGETS

Victory

Chuck Simmins | January 28, 2003

from HERE

It’s Not Nice to Fool with Mother Nature

Chuck Simmins | January 28, 2003

Anaova
Bad weather has defeated a pressure group’s bid to blockade a UK military port in an anti-war protest.
The Greenpeace flagship Rainbow Warrior anchored in front of Marchwood port in Southampton on Monday in a bid to stop a supply ship joining the Royal Navy Task Group heading to the Gulf.
But heavy winds and bad weather [...]

Norwegian Air Force Attacks!

Chuck Simmins | January 28, 2003

AP
OSLO, Norway (AP) - A Norwegian fighter jet supporting coalition forces in Afghanistan bombed a hostile target for the first time since World War II during a raid on rebel forces, the military said Tuesday.
Two F-16s from NATO-member Norway were among several planes called in for an air strike during the biggest battle in the [...]

World Population

Chuck Simmins | January 28, 2003

How many people are there?
Who knows? I advocate a health skepticism when you look at the numbers.
First of all, they’re estimates. No one has taken a full count. No one can. Even in First World countries there are arguments about the accuracy of our censuses. It’s a darn difficult thing to do in a [...]

The James Gang Came to Town

Chuck Simmins | January 27, 2003

I had an epiphany while commenting in another blog. Saddam’s rule of Iraq isn’t really a government. That’s why they all behave so very, very stupidly.
The Gang from Tikrit came to town. Imagine if the James gang had somehow taken over a town, or Al Capone had called his men to war with the forces [...]

Rush, and the Sponsor Boycott

Chuck Simmins | January 27, 2003

A group called Take Back the Media is organizing a boycott of Rush Limbaugh’s sponsors for Rush Limbaugh calls War Protesters “Anti-American, Anti-Capitalist Marxists and Communists. Now, beside the fact that the blogosphere has demonstrated conclusively that the movement is dominated by all of the aformentioned…
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo seems to feel that Rush is [...]

Snow

Chuck Simmins | January 27, 2003

Let’s talk snow. Not the dusting of white stuff that turns a Christmas morning into a fairy tale setting. No, I mean SNOW!
Like 100 inches of snow so far this year, only half way through the winter. I mean the stuff that makes my driveway narrower and narrower as I concede the fringes to the [...]