Every night, between 7 and 8 p.m., we have kitten races. We live in a split level, so there are two sets of stairs. So…
thump, thump, thump, thump, thump
thump, thump, thump, thump, thump
thump, thump, thump, thump, thump
thump, thump, thump, thump, thump
Interlaced with the occasional:
rowR!
HissSSSSS!
Me OW!
Shit!
Dammit!
Ouch!
As the racers intersect with the other members of the family. [...]
Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
Nov 14th, 2002
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, “Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore.” So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my “Thank you” for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. [...]
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