One of the most popular blog posts on the Internet is always about how you, the reader, can make money online. If I had a dime for every one of these posts, well… I’d have made money online.
- One way to make money on line is to open a p0rn site. Not starring you, of course. No one in their right mind would pay money to see you naked. Though, it occurs to me, the ones who would, would be very interesting people.
Anyway, you need to find some young woman [sorry, but guys don't make BIG BUCKS ONLINE] who is just 18 or looks like she’s 18 or is just willing to take her clothes off. In other words, the sole requirement is a willing naked woman. - Another way is to sell medicine. Canadian medicine. Natural medicine. Misspelled medicine. Use a Post Office box because you’ll want to be able to make a quit getaway.
- Send spam. Honest to God, there is so much spam, someone must be making money on it. Be sure not to spell anything right. Or, even better, send your spam in languages that your recipiant does not speak.
- Steal identities. Why not? You aren’t getting rich with your own identity? Become Warren Buffett.
- Hold a donation drive and then go on vacation. Andrew Sullivan does it. Let your readers pay for your next trip to Bimini.
- Stalk celebs. Hey, if you don’t go blind from too much Brit or Paris flashing, you can get RICH.
- Sell a celeb sex tape. Hey, you don’t need to actually own it or even have a celeb in it. People will buy it just to argue with you about it.
- Find $100 million in a bank account that doesn’t belong to anyone. Find someone who will send you their bank account details in return for 20%. Steal their bank account.
- Buy Iraqi dinars. How will that make you rich? Beats me.
- Lastly, if all else fails, reveal yourself as Matt Drudge’s love child.
